My mspaint adventure (Posts tagged homestuck liveblog)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

The beginning of an epic adventure

Hi tumblrs,how are you?

It’s the first time i do something like this,so excuse me if i’m not funny or interesting enough

I’ve been recently told of this webcomic called Homestuck,and that it’s basically very awesome,so I wanted to give it a try. I also know that the creator of homestuck  made other stories so I will liveblog those too,from the first to the last page of mspaintadventures.com

wish me luck!

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Breaking from jail

Ok i have already entered the website,my friend said that the first one was called jailbreak so here we go

Jailbreak time! And…the hell!??
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/jb/mspaintadventure01.GIF

What is this?!?? Are you telling me that the comic that everyone goes crazy for,looks like this? The stick figure hasn’t even got arms for god’s sake!    Well…I supose that it could give some kind of charm to the story,so i really don’t mind it ,I always prefer a good story to good drawings anyway, so it’s all good

Let’s see what we have here,a guy without arms and a face suspiciously similar to my logo (which i got from this website anyways so go figure), a key (to escape from where we’re being kept perhaps) and a pumpkin(what is a pumpkin doing here?)

  • You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.

How is a key not useful??You could use it to break outta here you dumbass.Maybe it doesn’t open this door? Then why would we have it?
 And what is up with that pumpkin anyways.

Maybe i should just accept that is just a bunch of shenanigans and move on.

Yes that sounds like a good idea.

Also, is this written like a point and click game? like monkey island? I love those,this should be good

  • Attempt to pry open window

Why would you try that,if it could be done you would have escaped already.

Also,I don’t think,mr. unnamed protagonist,that you have the strength needed to move the bars out of their place at all.

  • There are no objects around with which to “pry open window”.

Yeah,that’s what i thought.The key would be totally useless,and we don’t want the bars covered with gross pumpkin juices.

There seems to be a strange dinamic between our character,the narrator(i think it’s a separate entity)and the commands,so that’s interesting.

  • Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm

What is wrong with these commands,how can you make an arm out of a pumpkin,speaking of pumpkins…

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/advimgs/jb/mspaintadventure02.gif

  • What pumpkin?

WHAT

Where in the fuck has that pumpkin gone to!!?? Has it ceased to exisit? Was there never any pumpkin in the first place?Were we all fools?Was that pumpkin teleported to the hand of that robot in that sonic the hedgehog cartoon???(been watching NC shut up)

Is this a normal thing in this universe??? Do things just spontaneously dissapear and everyone treats it as if it tuesday

Or is this just the comic screwing with me,is the author trolling me?Is he just “ha think you understand what’s happening,think again”?

And the narrator thinks the pumpkin was as nonexisting as our arms.great

I’m beggining to suspect that this first story is just nonsense,but funny nonsense at that,so i can take it.I also really like shenanigans like this.I enjoy this meta-humor a lot

Wow,i’m not ever three pages in, and it’s already messing with me.

I’ve heard that this was done in paint though?So that explains the quality.

Well i’m tired of writing so let’s leave it there for today

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cyber-heroine asked:

Jailbreak is the first MSPaint Adventure. It didn't start picking up in popularity until Problem Sleuth, the third. There is a good reason for this. Not that you shouldn't liveblog the others, too, just don't judge Homestuck by what came before it.

No,don’t you worry,i’m enjoying it so far! If you feel that i’m too critical,it’s because i’m that way with everything i watch,it’s something i do.

Also,i like to comment on pretty much everything,and usually when i watch or play something i have never seen before,i like to inmerse myself on that story,to know the lore and mythos,to feel like i’m in an alternate world,so i usually go very slowly,sorry

I would appreciate that when i’m far ahead,when the fanbase is big enough,all of you sent me fanart,i love getting into the fanbase,but i’m afraid of searching myself because spoilers

I will post something today ,but after that there’s going to be a hiatus of about a week because i’m going on a school trip,but after that i will be uploading as fast as i can

English isn’t my mother language,I’m spanish,thought you would like to know

asks homestuck liveblog mspaintadventures liveblog real talk

moonlit-tulip asked:

Ooh, someone new! It's always nice to see new livebloggers. I've got two comments, though: First off, you shouldn't tag your Jailbreak liveblog with the Homestuck or Homestuck Liveblog tags; Homestuck exclusively refers to the most recent and longest adventure on the site, not all of them. Second, BladekindEyewear has an extremely good post with various bits of advice far beyond what I can give: bladekindeyewear(.)tumblr(.)com/post/48969560534/homestuck-liveblogger-startup-advice

I’m sorry about that,i feared i would not get much exposure doing that,but if you see my jailbreak tag,then i’m willing to comply.

Thanks for that link,i will do all of that

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moonlit-tulip asked:

Another two tips: First off, it's inconvenient for you to do the liveblog by editing your posts, because it doesn't give alerts to your followers; I'd suggest either making new posts for each new comment or building up a backlog of comments and then dump them all in a single post. Second, not as much a tip as an alert, there seems to be some sort of HTML glitch in your post which makes a whole bunch of artifacts linking to the post's own page appear when it's viewed from a tag page or dashboard.

Sorry, i won’t do that anymore,i just thought that it was too short

I don’t know how to solve that glitch actually,any tips?

homestuck liveblog asks help there are still apearing

Homestuck: start

Okay, here we go. I’m so excited for this!

I thought jailbreak and bard quest were pretty good and i liked what i had read of problem sleuth so i have high hopes for this!

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Well, nice to see you, new protagonist!

I have to say, i really like the new artstyle, it looks closer to pixelart, to what you’d expect out of a game instead of a webcomic made with mspaint (was this still made of mspaint?, i forgot)

Also, holy shit! colour! hadn’t seen in you in these comics before. It really makes a nice contrast with the rest of the room, colourless as it is.

So, this kid looks kinda dorky with those buckteeth there, and those squarish glasses (that aren’t connected in the middle? it just looks like they are floating on his face).That hair is messed up, it looks like he cut it himself with scissors.

That poster looks very interesting, it says sburb, (which i assume is a game with it saying beta version and all) and it has a logo which seem like a house built with three large squares and one that is divided into two little ones… hmm…  The colour and themes remind me of The sims and it looks like  there are pieces stacked on top of each other soo… sim city, maybe?

He has a drawing of a green monster that looks kinda like a slimer but much more cute.

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this young man’s birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name! 

What will the name of this young man be?

It’s his birthday! His 13th birthday to be exact, so that explains the cake. He gets to have that cake all for himself? Lucky guy. When we celebrate something in our house that cake would get shared to near oblivion.

Also, he doesn’t have a name, what? He’s thirteen and only now do his parents give him a name. I’m asuming that it’s just some meta thing because if not it seems like he suffers from heavy neglect!

Anyways, looks like we are going to find his name… in a few hours, i gotta do something else now Bye!

homestuck homestuck liveblog this is it it has begun that cake is really quite massive Also he has no arms but i have read jailbreak so i know I'm sure that will get a callback though like those pumpkins huh what i meant keys/guns Pumpkins here? that's crazy

Enter name

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Zoosmell Pooplord huh? It looks like the person typing the names in has the mentality of a pissed-off 11 year old on the internet. All hail pooplord, the glourrious name of our protagonist!

Or so it would seem, but a snarky comeback later we are forced to enter a name again…

(i just noticed the blob thingie shares his expressions. How cute)

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Nice to meet you john! I can finally call you something!

It sounds dorky like him so it’s pretty fitting!

Look at the little smile he has ( ^_^ )

homestuck homestuck liveblog i guess i'll do one or two pages each time depending on the length i guess egbert is the best surname ever

bladekindeyewear asked:

The comic *may* end soon, but when is up for debate. Andrew, the author, put the comic on indefinite hiatus in October of last year, saying he would not update again until the entire story -- including art, long conversations, and flash animation cutscenes or even walkaround games -- was completely finished. The question is just how much of the comic was LEFT. He stopped in the middle of the action, so we don't know if a swift end was coming, or -- as I argue -- he'd a year plus of work to go.

Oh thanks for the info! I guess it’s not ending as soon as i thought then.

Sweet! More time to catch up.

Wait… Flash animations and…  W a l k a r o u n d    G a m e s ????

O_O Sweet mercifull Helix what have i gotten into?…

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Examine room.

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Wow he has quite an interesting room to say the least. A-Are there two cakes resting there?  How many cakes do you eat, man!

I really like this kind of isometric perspective, it allows to get a nice view of the surrunding while also feeling more and more like a game (and a GBA one at that)

John, what are you doing with those nails on the floor, you’re gonna hurt yourself !

Hah, he has ghost bedsheets, that’s cute ! And it looks like a sort of gaming magazine on the table… i think it spells out game bro but i’m not sure…It has the sburb logo though! It’s also on the calendar with what looks like one of those drawing toys… how were they called? spiroscopes? spirographs? something like that…

Oh god, those posters… ghostbusters 2 ? really?? I hope it’s ironic…. Fun fact: I  saw Con Air a month or so ago, it was kinda glorious actually. 

Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

Noted. So really terrible movies huh?. Are we talking about birdemic or The room levels of awfulness here?

You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT

Keep at it john! You’ll get better over time! Just try not to nuke your computer in the process ‘kay?

You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. 

Yer a wizard, john! 

So, paranormal lore,huh? Interesting. And he’s also a gamer too! I love that without having spoke one word he has already been built up pretty well.I guess it’s an advantage of this type of narration style.

Anyways, that’s all for now!

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