Ok i have already entered the website,my friend said that the first one was called jailbreak so here we go
Jailbreak time! And…the hell!??

What is this?!?? Are you telling me that the comic that everyone goes crazy for,looks like this? The stick figure hasn’t even got arms for god’s sake! Well…I supose that it could give some kind of charm to the story,so i really don’t mind it ,I always prefer a good story to good drawings anyway, so it’s all good
Let’s see what we have here,a guy without arms and a face suspiciously similar to my logo (which i got from this website anyways so go figure), a key (to escape from where we’re being kept perhaps) and a pumpkin(what is a pumpkin doing here?)
- You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.
How is a key not useful??You could use it to break outta here you dumbass.Maybe it doesn’t open this door? Then why would we have it?
And what is up with that pumpkin anyways.
Maybe i should just accept that is just a bunch of shenanigans and move on.
Yes that sounds like a good idea.
Also, is this written like a point and click game? like monkey island? I love those,this should be good
- Attempt to pry open window
Why would you try that,if it could be done you would have escaped already.
Also,I don’t think,mr. unnamed protagonist,that you have the strength needed to move the bars out of their place at all.
- There are no objects around with which to “pry open window”.
Yeah,that’s what i thought.The key would be totally useless,and we don’t want the bars covered with gross pumpkin juices.
There seems to be a strange dinamic between our character,the narrator(i think it’s a separate entity)and the commands,so that’s interesting.
- Graft pumpkin to yourself so that you have one hideous arm
What is wrong with these commands,how can you make an arm out of a pumpkin,speaking of pumpkins…

WHAT
Where in the fuck has that pumpkin gone to!!?? Has it ceased to exisit? Was there never any pumpkin in the first place?Were we all fools?Was that pumpkin teleported to the hand of that robot in that sonic the hedgehog cartoon???(been watching NC shut up)
Is this a normal thing in this universe??? Do things just spontaneously dissapear and everyone treats it as if it tuesday
Or is this just the comic screwing with me,is the author trolling me?Is he just “ha think you understand what’s happening,think again”?
And the narrator thinks the pumpkin was as nonexisting as our arms.great
I’m beggining to suspect that this first story is just nonsense,but funny nonsense at that,so i can take it.I also really like shenanigans like this.I enjoy this meta-humor a lot
Wow,i’m not ever three pages in, and it’s already messing with me.
I’ve heard that this was done in paint though?So that explains the quality.
Well i’m tired of writing so let’s leave it there for today